This is a thread about nothing

[cjd-player]

Scratch,

A ninety-year-old man walks into a bar, and he sees a ninety-year-old woman sitting at a table alone. So he goes up to her and says, "Do I come here often?"

hf

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Darryl Hattenhauer]

And she replied, "All the time, Coastie."

 

[coastie99]

Ah Darryl. Ya got me !!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Darryl Hattenhauer]

I never thought I'd hear you say that. I was afraid you'd come back with a corker as usual, and I'd be trying for hours to come up with a snappy retort.

 

[coastie99]

I never thought I'd hear you say that. I was afraid you'd come back with a corker as usual, and I'd be trying for hours to come up with a snappy retort.

Well Darryl, I had a good chuckle at the joke, and than got wiped out by the post script.

Corker !!!!! Ya don't hear that very often.

 

[capnjuan]

I never thought I'd hear you say that. I was afraid you'd come back with a corker as usual, and I'd be trying for hours to come up with a snappy retort.

Well Darryl, I had a good chuckle at the joke, and than got wiped out by the post script. Corker !!!!! Ya don't hear that very often.

That's because Darry sleeps a lot.

 

[Scratch]

I'm retired. Therefore I sleep...

 

[cjd-player]

I'm retired. Therefore I sleep...

And you don't even need your specs for that! :mrgreen:

 

[Scratch]

Aha!!!

 

[Darryl Hattenhauer]

That's because Darry sleeps a lot.

Yes, all around the neighborhood. It's part of my commitment to community service.

I'm also in the employ of the Phoenix Association of Divorce Lawyers.

 

[adorshki]

That's because Darry sleeps a lot.

Yes, all around the neighborhood. It's part of my commitment to community service.
I'm also in the employ of the Phoenix Association of Divorce Lawyers.

Expert Witness? "Process" Server?

 

[coastie99]

That's because Darry sleeps a lot.

Yes, all around the neighborhood. It's part of my commitment to community service.
I'm also in the employ of the Phoenix Association of Divorce Lawyers.

Expert Witness? "Process" Server?

No ................. P.A.D.L.

Like in ......... up S*#t Creek without one !!

 

[Darryl Hattenhauer]

Without my wimmin, I would indeed be up a creek without a paddle--in other words, I'd be down the pong gurgler without me 'ores.

 

[coastie99]

Without my wimmin, I would indeed be up a creek without a paddle--in other words, I'd be down the pong gurgler without me 'ores.

I've heard that creaky wimmins can be pretty wild !

(And grateful !)

 

[Darryl Hattenhauer]

Benjy "Been Jammin'" Franklin:

...You should prefer old Women to young ones.
2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great....
3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.
4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. ...an old Woman ... would ... prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.
5. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.
8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!

 

[Default]

They don't smell, won't swell, won't tell, and they're grateful as hell!

 

[TonyT]

Currently I have nothing to say.

 

[capnjuan]

I thought about posting something but then decided not to ... thanks for reading everyone.

 

[killdeer43]

I'm at a loss......

Joe

 

[TonyT]

Well done guys.