coastie99
Enlightened Member
My neighbour found that her dog ( a Schnauzer ) could hardly hear, so she took him to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then told the lady that, if she wanted to keep this problem from recurring, she should go to the chemist and get some " Nair " hair-remover and rub it into the dog's ears once a month.
The lady went to the chemist and bought the hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use deodorant for a few days."
The lady said, "I'm not going to use it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't shave for a couple of days."
The lady replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm going to use it on my Schnauzer !"
The pharmacist says, "Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week."
