coastie99
Enlightened Member
A priest entered his donkey in a race and it won. The priest was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in another race, and it won again. The local paper read :
PRIEST'S A$$ OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the priest to withdraw the donkey from racing. The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S A$$.
This was too much for the Bishop. He ordered the priest to get rid of the donkey. The priest decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day :
NUN HAS BEST A$$ IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS A$$ FOR $10.
The Bishop was apopletic, and he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and take it to the plains where it could run free. The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER A$$ IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop checked into heaven the next day !
PRIEST'S A$$ OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the priest to withdraw the donkey from racing. The next day, the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES PRIEST'S A$$.
This was too much for the Bishop. He ordered the priest to get rid of the donkey. The priest decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day :
NUN HAS BEST A$$ IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS A$$ FOR $10.
The Bishop was apopletic, and he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and take it to the plains where it could run free. The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER A$$ IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop checked into heaven the next day !