The old potato trick

[killdeer43]

Good friends Joe and Bill went to the beach every day and Joe always went home with a good looking woman, while Bill always went home alone.
Bill couldn't understand and asked Joe what his secret was.
Joe said, "Well, when we go to the beach, I just put a potato in my pocket and it works every time."
Bill tried it every day for a week with no success, so he asked Joe what he might be doing wrong.
Joe checked him out and said, "Jeez, Bill, you need to put the potato in your FRONT pocket!!" :lol:

Joe

 

[kevin the bass man]

:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :mrgreen:

 

[zulu]

Joe sounds really auhtoritarian to me, a real tyrant.

a dictator, really.

 

[AlohaJoe]

Joe sounds really auhtoritarian to me, a real tyrant.

a dictator, really.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[killdeer43]

a dictator, really.

Beware the inveterate punster........ 8) :lol: :lol:
Good one, zulu!

Joe

 

[fab467]

Joe sounds really auhtoritarian to me, a real tyrant.

a dictator, really.

Very clever... :lol:

 

[fronobulax]

So Mr. and Mrs. Potatohead did not want their daughter to marry Sean Hannity because he is just a commentator.

 

[JerryR]

So Mr. and Mrs. Potatohead did not want their daughter to marry Sean Hannity because he is just a commentator.

But can he play the tuber :?:

 

[killdeer43]

So Mr. and Mrs. Potatohead did not want their daughter to marry Sean Hannity because he is just a commentator.

:lol: :lol:

Mr. Hannity usually comes across as more of a spud. :wink:
Spud Hannity....I like it!

Joe

 

[zulu]

 

[AlohaJoe]

a dictator, really.

Beware the inveterate punster........ 8) :lol: :lol:
Good one, zulu!

Joe

Or those spineless bastards, the invertebrate punster.

 

[killdeer43]

Or those spineless bastards, the invertebrate punster.

Yeah, they're the worst. :wink:

Up north Joe

 

[adorshki]

Good friends Joe and Bill went to the beach every day
Joe

Does Bill know you're using his real name here?

 

[killdeer43]

Good friends Joe and Bill went to the beach every day
Joe

Does Bill know you're using his real name here?

No, his real name's William so he'll never know. :wink:

Joe

 

[taabru45]

........(his friends call hin Dick....shhhh......

 

[killdeer43]

........(his friends call hin Dick....shhhh......

No, that's my buddy, Richard.
We call him swingin' Richard. :roll:

Joe

 

[adorshki]

Good friends Joe and Bill went to the beach every day
Joe

Does Bill know you're using his real name here?

No, his real name's William so he'll never know. :wink:

Joe

Is that the same guy who said "I think therefore I yam"? :mrgreen: :roll:

 

[fronobulax]

Is that the same guy who said "I think therefore I yam"? :mrgreen: :roll:

Nope. That was Popeye.

 

[adorshki]

Is that the same guy who said "I think therefore I yam"? :mrgreen: :roll:

Nope. That was Popeye.

My Al's Heimers again...

 

[JerryR]

........(his friends call hin Dick....shhhh......

No, that's my buddy, Richard.
We call him swingin' Richard. :roll:

Joe

Yes - must'nt confuse him with little Willy. When Richard and William went to the nude beach they were known as Dick Browning and Willy Tanner :mrgreen: