During a local veteran's recognition event, an old Pilot wearing his WWII cap and a jacket with aviation wings sat down at a Starbucks table and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sat sipping his coffee, a very good–looking young woman sat down next to him... She turned to the pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?"
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes; Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew the A-6 Attack aircraft in Vietnam, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds of folks, so, yes, I guess you could say that I am a pilot."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything that I do makes me think of naked women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?"
The old veteran replied, "I thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian."
He replied, "Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes; Cubs, Aeronca's, Neiuports, flew the A-6 Attack aircraft in Vietnam, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds of folks, so, yes, I guess you could say that I am a pilot."
She said, "I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything that I do makes me think of naked women."
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?"
The old veteran replied, "I thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian."
