The economy is so bad that I got a credit card in the mail that was pre-declined.
The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
The economy is so bad that now, when the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
The economy is so bad McDonalds is now selling a 1/4 ouncer.
The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and actually
learned their children's names.
The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
The economy is so bad that now, when the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
The economy is so bad McDonalds is now selling a 1/4 ouncer.
The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and actually
learned their children's names.
The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.
The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
