bluesypicky
Enlightened Member
A
cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her
new shiny bike stopped beside him..
'Nice
bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?' 'Yes Sir,' the little girl
said, 'he sure did!'
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5
ticket for a safety violation.
The cop said, 'Next year, tell Santa
to put a reflector light on the back of it!'
The young girl looked up at
the cop and said, 'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to
you?'
Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, 'Yes, he
sure did!'
The little girl looked up at the cop and said,
'Next year tell Santa; The dick goes underneath the horse, not on top
cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her
new shiny bike stopped beside him..
'Nice
bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?' 'Yes Sir,' the little girl
said, 'he sure did!'
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5
ticket for a safety violation.
The cop said, 'Next year, tell Santa
to put a reflector light on the back of it!'
The young girl looked up at
the cop and said, 'Nice horse you've got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to
you?'
Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, 'Yes, he
sure did!'
The little girl looked up at the cop and said,
'Next year tell Santa; The dick goes underneath the horse, not on top
