That's a lot of Bull

[adorshki]

I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.

I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him. He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young.

So he gave me some pills to feed him once per day. The bull started to service the cows within two days……. all my cows!

He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint.

 

[kitniyatran]

That IS a lot ofbull!

 

[Opsimath]

Why does that bull have three toes?

 

[davismanLV]

Why does that bull have three toes?

That's the first thing I thought of. And Al has cloven hoofed shoes so he should know better.... I believe they have six-shooter heels too!!

 

[adorshki]

Why does that bull have three toes?

That's the first thing I thought of. And Al has cloven hoofed shoes so he should know better.... I believe they have six-shooter heels too!!

Thet there's whatcha call a "boot bull". Cross-bred with rhinoceros for a more durable leather and better traction:

We got prototypes under development:

The little fellers was goat hoofs:

But I hocked 'em to buy that saw you keep borrowin':

 

[Nuuska]

peppermint toes . . .

 

[Guildedagain]

Digiknow Rhino horns are shrinking?

The shrinkflation of evolution in real time.

 

[adorshki]

Digiknow Rhino horns are shrinking?

Too many cold showers.

 

[davismanLV]

It's a natural response to HORN POACHERS wanting Rhino horns for weird stuff. So less horn, less chance of death??

 

[Guildedagain]

Less horn, more life.

 

[adorshki]

It's a natural response to HORN POACHERS wanting Rhino horns for weird stuff. So less horn, less chance of death??

Gotta admit that's the first question that crossed my mind. I understand the horn tastes a little bit like peppermint.

 

[Guildedagain]

They're so much more sophisticated than we ever realized.

"Rhinos make an array of funny noises when they're communicating. During confrontations, they growl and make 'trumpet calls'. Black rhinos snort when they're angry, make sneeze-like calls as alarms, scream if they're scared and 'mmwonk' when relaxed. Rhinos also communicate through their poo and urine."