It was the biggest game of the year and the stadium was packed to capacity, standing room only. An elderly gentleman was sitting in a perfect location on the 50 yard line with an empty seat next to him. A guy asked him why the seat was empty and he replied that it was his wife's seat, and that she had passed away and this was the first time in over 50 years that she wasn't there with him.
The guy then asked the elderly gentleman why he didn't bring a friend or relative to attend the game with him. The elderly gentleman replied that he had asked everyone he knew, but no one was available. He wasn't sure, but he figured they all had gone to the funeral.
The guy then asked the elderly gentleman why he didn't bring a friend or relative to attend the game with him. The elderly gentleman replied that he had asked everyone he knew, but no one was available. He wasn't sure, but he figured they all had gone to the funeral.