Signs of the Times

[Uke]

The honestly is compelling.....

Now that's what you call transparency!

 

[GGJaguar]

Math is also hard, though.

Yes and sometimes I'm amazed that I'm a scientist despite the need for math.

 

[chazmo]

Slight variations are amplified over multiple orders of magnitude.

Math is also hard, though.

For the record, I studied advanced math in college. My arithmetic sucks, however.

 

[davismanLV]

 

[davismanLV]

 

[zulu]

 

[Wilmywood]

Brought to you by the same people who include 'do not drink the battery acid' in owners' manuals ...

 

[davismanLV]

 

[GAD]

If you don’t get it, then Shop smart! Shop S-Mart!

That’s the only clue I’m giving.

 

[awagner]

That's the only clue I need.

 

[Teleguy61]

Yep, it's a favorite.

 

[Sal]

 

[GGJaguar]

 

[Prince of Darkness]

Sign Designer: ‘Hi there. Can you please translate ‘No entry for heavy goods vehicles. Residential site only.’ into Welsh please.
Translator: <<Replies with standard ‘out of office’ email as they are away.>>
Sign Designer: ‘Ah wow that was quick. How helpful of them!’

 

[Sal]

 

[GAD]

That’s probably why ours say “When yellow light is flashing”.

 

[chazmo]

I think this is one for the daylight savings time thread!

 

[Christopher Cozad]

Your windows of opportunity:

6:49-7:15

-37 min-

7:52-8:22

-15 min-

8:37-9:07

-4 hrs 56 min-

2:03-2:33

-29 min-

3:04-3:34

-25 min-

3:59-4:29

-14 hrs 20 min-

Officer: I clocked you doing 36 mph in a 25 mph zone
Driver: But it’s 7:17
Officer: Not according to my clock. Keep your hands where I can see them...

 

[GAD]

Your windows of opportunity:

6:49-7:15

-37 min-

7:52-8:22

-15 min-

8:37-9:07

-4 hrs 56 min-

2:03-2:33

-29 min-

3:04-3:34

-25 min-

3:59-4:29

-14 hrs 20 min-

Officer: I clocked you doing 36 mph in a 25 mph zone
Driver: But it’s 7:17
Officer: Not according to my clock

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The elevator video was terrifying, but then I have elevator nightmares. Well, I used to; haven't had one in a long time but after watching that the dry spell could end.