Resumé

[JerryR]

Resumé

Resimay

Deer Sur

I want to aply for the secritury job I sore in the papur. I can tipe reel kwik with one finger and do sum kownting.

I fink I am gud on the fone and no I am a peeple purson, people reely seem to respond two me well.

Im luking for a job as a secritury but it musent bee to komplikated

I no mi speling is not to gud but find that I offen can get a job thru mi pursonalety. My salerery is opun so we can tork abowt wot you want too pay me and wot you fink that I am werth,

I can start imedeatly. Thank you in advance fer yer awnser.

Hopfuly yer best applicant so far.

Sinseerly yors

Peggy May Starlings

PS bekos my resimay is a bit short – belo is a foto of me.

Employer’s response

Dear Peggy May

It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check.


(I haven’t attached the photo – for some reason it was just our popular LTG photo of the CN tower – I couldn’t see the connection :? )

 

[cjd-player]

Re: Resumé

I don't get the joke.


Just looks like a normal Jerry post to me :? :? :?

Can someone please explain :?: :?:

 

[JerryR]

Re: Resumé

I don't get the joke.


Just looks like a normal Jerry post to me :? :? :?

Can someone please explain :?: :?:

Too subtle for you Carl :?: :wink:

 

[Graham]

Re: Resumé

Can someone please explain :?: :?:

 

[jckgrms]

Re: Resumé

I heard her sister was also hired.

 

[JerryR]

Re: Resumé

Can someone please explain :?: :?:

Carl will like the mirror effect

 

[capnjuan]

Re: Resumé

I heard her sister was also hired.

That's fine ... but can she answer the phone?

 

[cjd-player]

Re: Resumé

If its a desk phone, I don't think she'll be able to reach it. :shock:

Best get het a head set.

 

[JerryR]

Re: Resumé

She'd be able to keep you abreast of the office gossip :mrgreen:

 

[cjd-player]

Re: Resumé

Can someone please explain :?: :?:

Carl will like the mirror effect

Oh, I thought being backwards was just a British thing. :?

 

[capnjuan]

Re: Resumé

... that our the tower was over her other shoulder ... hey Graham; have you been changing the space-time continuum?

 

[Graham]

Re: Resumé

... that our the tower was over her other shoulder ... hey Graham; have you been changing the space-time continuum?

No sir, just trying to translate the joke for cjd.

 

[JerryR]

Re: Resumé

... that our the tower was over her other shoulder ... hey Graham; have you been changing the space-time continuum?

No sir, just trying to translate the joke for cjd.

He needs to see it in a mirror, so he can reflect on it :mrgreen: