My 10-year-old neighbor was over Sunday and I asked her if she knew what Monday was.
Without skipping a beat she said,"It's Presidents Day!" .
She's smart, so I asked her "What does Presidents Day mean?" .
I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush, Clinton, etc.
She replied, "Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the
White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have 12 more months of bullsh*t."
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose!
Without skipping a beat she said,"It's Presidents Day!" .
She's smart, so I asked her "What does Presidents Day mean?" .
I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush, Clinton, etc.
She replied, "Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the
White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have 12 more months of bullsh*t."
You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose!
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