Nooz in Noozealand

[Darryl Hattenhauer]

A 19-year-old woman in Newsy Land is auctioning off her virginity to the highest bidder. Although that is quite surprising, what is downright astonishing is that there would be any virgins at all in a nation with the suave and debonair Coastie available.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100203/ap_ ... FsYW5kdmk-

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[fronobulax]

I reminded of the anecdote attributed to many including George Bernard Shaw (GBS) and Winston Churchill.

wikiquote[/url]] * GBS: Madam, would you sleep with me for a million pounds?
* Actress: My goodness, Well, I'd certainly think about it
* GBS: Would you sleep with me for a pound?
* Actress: Certainly not! What kind of woman do you think I am?!
* GBS: Madam, we've already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.

 

[Ross]

Upper-class matron to Winston Churchill: "If you were my husband, I'd poison your drink!"

Churchill: "If I was your husband, I'd gladly drink it!"

 

[dreadnut]

a Duchess to Churchill at a party: "Sir Winston, you're drunk!"

his response: "Yes I am. And you are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober!" :lol: