New Super Market

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This one might have been posted once already.


A new Publix supermarket just opened. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and brats.

In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp
smell of tapped Miller Lite.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.










I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.
 
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I guess no one will buy trash bags, diapers, or kitty litter anymore. :p
JerryR said:
cjd-player said:
JerryR said:
Oh s**t :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
I like the new song, Jerry. :D

Oh wait, it has the same lyrics as the last one. :roll:

:mrgreen: :mrgreen:

But at least all the lines rhyme and scan :mrgreen:
I wanted to buy Jerry's new song, but there are 49 songs titled "Oh $h!t" in Itunes and they're all rap- and we all know geezers don't like rap!
(see Bert and Ernie Gangsta : http://letstalkguild.com/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=16920&start=0
 

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cjd-player said:
[quote="kevin the bass man":z2347ycp] we all know geezers don't like rap!
You're forgetting the silent "c" in front when you spell it. :mrgreen:[/quote:z2347ycp]

Perhaps I should change my line to 'Oh cr*p' and be more in tune with the modern idiot :?: :mrgreen:
 
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