cjd-player
Senior Member
On a Taxidermist's window:
We really know our stuff.
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On a Fence:
Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!
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At a Car Dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.
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Outside a Car Muffler Store:
No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
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In a Vet’s waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
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In a Restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
Drive carefully. We'll wait.
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Sign at a Radiator Shop:
Best place in town to take a leak.
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Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck:
Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises
We really know our stuff.
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On a Fence:
Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!
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At a Car Dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.
**************************
Outside a Car Muffler Store:
No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
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In a Vet’s waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
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In a Restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.
**************************
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
Drive carefully. We'll wait.
**************************
Sign at a Radiator Shop:
Best place in town to take a leak.
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Sign on the back of yet another Septic Tank Truck:
Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises
