Ladies Golf

[JerryR]

You don't need to play golf to appreciate this, but it made me smile.

A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while a
foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee. The
ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready
to hit her ball, she hacks it ten feet. She goes over and
whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet,
and finally hacks it another five feet.
She looks upat the patiently waiting men and says apologetically,
'I guess all those f**king lessons I took over the winter
didn't help.'
One of the men immediately responds, 'Well, there you
have it, you should have taken golf lessons instead!'



He never even had a chance to duck :mrgreen:

 

[dreadnut]

I was treated to a round of golf in Japan once on a business trip, boy that was quite an experience One caddy for all four of us, and she had all 4 sets of clubs on an electric cart. The course was up in the mountains, very hilly. We get to this par 3 and the tee is on top of one hill, the green on top of another hill. Only about 130 yards, but in between the hills and to the right was a deep valley. Unbelievably, I and our two Japanese partners all put our tee shots on the dance floor. Then my partner stepped up to the tee: Blam! Big slice, ball goes bouncing down the mountainside. He asks me to toss him another ball, Blam! Second ball goes in the same place. Our Japanese host pulled out a 3rd ball and tossed it to him, whereupon he blasted another ball down the side of the mountain. Now out trots the caddy with a 4th ball, she gives it to our host, and whispers something in his ear while he nods and smiles approvingly. He walks over, gives the ball to Doug, points toward the pin, and says:

"She said "tell the American to hit the ball over here!" :lol: :lol: :lol:

After we stopped laughing, he did put it on the green finally.