JerryR
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You don't need to play golf to appreciate this, but it made me smile.
A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while a
foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee. The
ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready
to hit her ball, she hacks it ten feet. She goes over and
whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet,
and finally hacks it another five feet.
She looks upat the patiently waiting men and says apologetically,
'I guess all those f**king lessons I took over the winter
didn't help.'
One of the men immediately responds, 'Well, there you
have it, you should have taken golf lessons instead!'
He never even had a chance to duck :mrgreen:
A foursome of guys is waiting at the men's tee while a
foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee. The
ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready
to hit her ball, she hacks it ten feet. She goes over and
whiffs it completely. Then she hacks it another ten feet,
and finally hacks it another five feet.
She looks upat the patiently waiting men and says apologetically,
'I guess all those f**king lessons I took over the winter
didn't help.'
One of the men immediately responds, 'Well, there you
have it, you should have taken golf lessons instead!'
He never even had a chance to duck :mrgreen: