Joke

[killdeer43]

*This is told as a Polish joke but feel free to transpose the ethnic group of your choice. And remember, it's only a joke!

A Polish guy had to hire a locksmith yesterday.
It seems he made a quick stop at a convenience store and came back to his car only to discover that he had locked his family inside. :lol:

Joe

 

[cjd-player]

Sounds more like a "blonde" joke to me. :lol:

 

[killdeer43]

Sounds more like a "blonde" joke to me. :lol:

That'll work.

OK, a blonde Polish guy locked his keys in the car....

See how easy it is to transpose! :wink:

Joe

 

[cjd-player]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[killdeer43]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Three Polish guys locked their keys in the car and after considering all possible ways to get into the car, one of them says, "We'd better figure out something fast because it looks like rain and we need to put the top up."

Thank you very much,
Joe

 

[adorshki]

Sounds more like a "blonde" joke to me. :lol:

That'll work.

OK, a blonde Polish guy locked his keys in the car....

See how easy it is to transpose! :wink:

Joe

Hey my name ends in "ki" and I'm blonde, and I don't get it...maybe I'm still nervous 'cause a cop just pulled me over and said: "DO you KNOW how to DRIVE? I told him, "Yeah I've been to traffic school 4 times!"

 

[NEONMOONY]

I'll be here all week! :lol:

 

[killdeer43]

OK, three blonde guys whose names end in "ki" locked their keys in the car after going to traffic school for the fourth time.....etc.

See, it's easy! Tailor-made jokes! :lol:

Gobble, gobble,
Joe

 

[fronobulax]

OK, three blonde guys whose names end in "ki" locked their keys in the car after going to traffic school for the fourth time.....etc.

See, it's easy! Tailor-made jokes! :lol:

Gobble, gobble,
Joe

Wouldn't Taylor made guitars be less of a veer?

 

[JerryR]

OK, three blonde guys whose names end in "ki" locked their keys in the car after going to traffic school for the fourth time.....etc.

See, it's easy! Tailor-made jokes! :lol:

Gobble, gobble,
Joe

Wouldn't Taylor made guitars be less of a veer?

Oh - not that Viagra veer yet again :roll:

 

[AlohaJoe]

In the version I heard a drummer had to break his car window 'cuz he locked the bass player in the car.

 

[Guildmark]

Stop it, you're killing me! :lol: