I'll Tell This One On Myself

[West R Lee]

Sometime back, I discovered that my son and all of his baseball buddies.....um ah....well, shaved their groins. With his buddies present, I couldn't miss the opportunity to jack with him a bit, so I thought I'd try and embarrass him.

Dad: Greg, are you still shaving your n_ts?

Greg: Well, yes.

Dad: Just out of curiosity, why do y'all do that? Trying to make it look bigger or what?

Greg: Nah, it's just a thing we do.

Dad: That's got to get uncomfortable when you've got the nubs and it's hot outside?

At this point his buddies are getting down, so I'm loving it.

Dad: Aren't you afraid you'll cut something down their with your hand razor?

Greg: I don't use one, I use an electric.

Dad: But you don't have an electric razor.

Greg: Nope, but you do.

I chased him around the house a bit, but not a chance of catching him.

West

 

[TonyT]

Well, there's no point ballin' about it.

 

[West R Lee]

Well, there's no point ballin' about it.

He's nuts!

West

 

[TonyT]

He probably oughta bag the whole idea.

 

[coastie99]

A Kiwi bloke would get his girlfriend to do it for him !

And then ................. no, never mind.

 

[taabru45]

You got quite a matched set yourself, Jim...sharing the story and all...Sounds like the boy inherited more than you wanted to know...from you. :shock: :lol: :lol: Nice to have stories to share with the grandkids.....Steffan

 

[Default]

That's one jewel of a story!

 

[West R Lee]

You got quite a matched set yourself, Jim...sharing the story and all...Sounds like the boy inherited more than you wanted to know...from you. :shock: :lol: :lol: Nice to have stories to share with the grandkids.....Steffan

It's uncanny Steffan, we walk alike, talk alike, finish each other's sentances.....I can't deny that one.

West

 

[West R Lee]

OK, I'll share another one.

About 20 years ago, I lived in the country, in a developement of log homes and everyone had a couple of acres with houses spaced well apart.

I didn't have much money, so with limited funds and a 2 acre yard to mow, I got a used self propelled push lawn mower. Now it had some mechanical problems and I sometimes had a tough time getting her cranked.

One Saturday morning I got up very early to beat the Texas heat......started mowing about 6:30 am. Sometimes the drive wheels on the lawn mower wouldn't disengage and I was getting thirsty, so I found a low spot I could stick the drive wheel in and let her turn so I could get my drink.

Now the guy next door was a big drinker and slept very late on weekend, he also rarely mowed his yard.

Well I go in and get my drink and cool down for a minute, and suddely I hear this banging noise and a lawnmower off in the distance. Thinking someone else must be up very early to mow, I walk out to check it out :shock: :shock: :shock: . You guessed it, the drive wheel on my self propelled had finally grabbed and that puppy had mowed the most beautiful strip throw drunken neighbor's 10" tall grass. She was running wide open, under his covered patio banging the front door. Neighbor comes down in his boxers wondering what the hell.

He did mow his yard later that day.

West

 

[JerryR]

OK, I'll share another one.

About 20 years ago, I lived in the country, in a developement of log homes and everyone had a couple of acres with houses spaced well apart.

I didn't have much money, so with limited funds and a 2 acre yard to mow, I got a used self propelled push lawn mower. Now it had some mechanical problems and I sometimes had a tough time getting her cranked.

One Saturday morning I got up very early to beat the Texas heat......started mowing about 6:30 am. Sometimes the drive wheels on the lawn mower wouldn't disengage and I was getting thirsty, so I found a low spot I could stick the drive wheel in and let her turn so I could get my drink.

Now the guy next door was a big drinker and slept very late on weekend, he also rarely mowed his yard.

Well I go in and get my drink and cool down for a minute, and suddely I hear this banging noise and a lawnmower off in the distance. Thinking someone else must be up very early to mow, I walk out to check it out :shock: :shock: :shock: . You guessed it, the drive wheel on my self propelled had finally grabbed and that puppy had mowed the most beautiful strip throw drunken neighbor's 10" tall grass. She was running wide open, under his covered patio banging the front door. Neighbor comes down in his boxers wondering what the hell.

He did mow his yard later that day.

West

Another close shave :roll:

 

[JerryR]

Dad: But you don't have an electric razor.

Greg: Nope, but you do.


West

At least he had the balls to tell ya :mrgreen:

 

[TonyT]

I really don't know why Jim got so teste.

 

[JerryR]

I really don't know why Jim got so teste.

Times are hard - he's had to lay off his servant - Scrotum, the wrinkled retainer :mrgreen:

 

[jp]

Hey West,
I wouldn't get worried over it. It's the general trend for young men and women to go "Brazilian." It's a new day and age. Check this out. Even the marketing people are tuned in. It's not only down there either, it's armpits and chest too.

 

[taabru45]

Man, I am behind the times, I was barely used to hearing the occasional condom commercial..
check out this awkward moment.... :lol: :lol: :lol: Steffan
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHxDr0xd ... re=related
another funny moment
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXZ0fWkA ... re=related

 

[tomek]

Funny story West!

Hey West,
It's the general trend for young men and women to go "Brazilian." It's a new day and age. Even the marketing people are tuned in. It's not only down there either, it's armpits and chest too.

I'm sorry to say Americans tuned in, because companies needed new ways to sell more products. :?
The ads told people that this is the way to go. Imagine how many more razors and cream they'll sell
if everyone is shaving their entire bodies! hehe

Back in the day it was sexy for a man to have hair on his chest.
Now it's been told, that this is not the way to go, and the youngsters are following like lemmings.

 

[jcwu]

Back in the day it was sexy for a man to have hair on his chest.

I have a total of four hairs on my chest. So I shave them to have a more uniform look. Plus it gives me something to do in the shower.

 

[tomek]

Back in the day it was sexy for a man to have hair on his chest.

I have a total of four hairs on my chest. So I shave them to have a more uniform look. Plus it gives me something to do in the shower.

Guess who's got a hairy chest lol

 

[West R Lee]

Back in the day it was sexy for a man to have hair on his chest.

I have a total of four hairs on my chest. So I shave them to have a more uniform look. Plus it gives me something to do in the shower.

Guess who's got a hairy chest lol

Me?....And armpits and back and legs and arms and............................and always will be! :wink:

West

 

[tomek]

LOL - I'm a hairy beast myself, and if chicks don't dig it, well it's their loss. 8)
If I had a couple randoms, I'd likely pluck 'em out.

If you guys haven't seen it yet, I would highly recommend a new comedy skit by Russell Peters
called Red White and Brown.. Super funny! There is a part where he talks about guys shaving.. hehe