Darryl Hattenhauer
Venerated Member
Please take the following multiple choice test. The events are actual events from history.
1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
a. Superman
b. Spiderman
c. Harry Potter
d. a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and
massacred by
a. Kaiser Wilhelm
b. Adolph Schickelgruber
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash
b. Elvis Presley and Priscilla Presley
c. Michael Jackson and Elton John
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. Margarethe the Queen of Denmark
b. Charles The King of Sweden
c. Juan Carlos the King of Spain
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. Prince Charles
b. Prince Philip
c. Prince
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year
old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his
wheelchair by:
a. ABBA
b. The Spice Girls
c. The Bee Gees
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver
trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Pablo Picasso
b. Salvador Dali
c. Leonardo Da Vinci
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Leo Tolstoy
b. William Shakespeare
c. Billy Wagstick
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Prime Minister Mitterand
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women
problems
c. Mao Tse Tung (aka "Mousy Toungue")
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Greg Louganis
b. Switzerland's olympic luge team
c. The Directors of the Tour De France
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
11. On 9/11/2001, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as
missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining
two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and
crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Donald Duck and Daffy Duck
b. Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse
c. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. West R. Lee
b. Benee Wafers
c. Coastie
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Mother Teresa
b. The Dali Llama
c. Pope John
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
and on and on and on.......
Nope, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do
you? So to ensure we never offend anyone, particularly
fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no
longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random
searches of 80-year-old women with metal hips, little kids, and Bill Gates, but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone lest they be guilty of profiling.
1. 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by
a. Superman
b. Spiderman
c. Harry Potter
d. a Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40
2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and
massacred by
a. Kaiser Wilhelm
b. Adolph Schickelgruber
c. Arnold Schwarzenegger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
3. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Johnny Cash and June Carter Cash
b. Elvis Presley and Priscilla Presley
c. Michael Jackson and Elton John
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
4. During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. Margarethe the Queen of Denmark
b. Charles The King of Sweden
c. Juan Carlos the King of Spain
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
5. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. Prince Charles
b. Prince Philip
c. Prince
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
6. In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year
old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his
wheelchair by:
a. ABBA
b. The Spice Girls
c. The Bee Gees
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
7. In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver
trying to rescue passengers was murdered by:
a. Pablo Picasso
b. Salvador Dali
c. Leonardo Da Vinci
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
8. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Leo Tolstoy
b. William Shakespeare
c. Billy Wagstick
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
9. In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Prime Minister Mitterand
b. Hillary Clinton, to distract attention from Wild Bill's women
problems
c. Mao Tse Tung (aka "Mousy Toungue")
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
10. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Greg Louganis
b. Switzerland's olympic luge team
c. The Directors of the Tour De France
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
11. On 9/11/2001, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as
missiles to take out the World Trade Centers and of the remaining
two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and
crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by:
a. Donald Duck and Daffy Duck
b. Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse
c. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
12. In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. West R. Lee
b. Benee Wafers
c. Coastie
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
13. In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Mother Teresa
b. The Dali Llama
c. Pope John
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40
and on and on and on.......
Nope, I really don't see a pattern here to justify profiling, do
you? So to ensure we never offend anyone, particularly
fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no
longer be allowed to profile certain people. They must conduct random
searches of 80-year-old women with metal hips, little kids, and Bill Gates, but leave Muslim Males between the ages 17 and 40 alone lest they be guilty of profiling.