Hail! Hail! What the hail is going on up there Thunderface?

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Last year, the inaugural season at Target Field, everything went right. The weather was unbelievable from the get-go, they had just one rainout, and compiled a 53-28 record.

This year, the exact opposite. There already have been two rainouts, delays, hail, locusts, and they're playing terrible, having lost their last six home games. The natives are grumbling and most their ire is being directed at the $23-million-a-season catcher who's been out for a month with something called "bilateral leg weakness." What?!
 

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Thunderface said:
The natives are grumbling and most their ire is being directed at the $23-million-a-season catcher who's been out for a month with something called "bilateral leg weakness." What?!
Means all of his legs are marginal instead of just both of 'em. :lol:
 

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Thunderface said:
.... something called "bilateral leg weakness." What?!

Hmm - weakness on both sides of the legs? I get that when I sit cross-legged on the floor too long.

And I don't get paid anything close to 23 million $ :lol: :lol:
 

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I'm not an expert on baseball, but I know you have to walk if you have 4 balls.....Steffan
 

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taabru45 said:
I'm not an expert on baseball, but I know you have to walk if you have 4 balls.....Steffan
H--l, you even have to walk if you only have 3 balls, but then it looks more like a limp. :D
 
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