Last year, the inaugural season at Target Field, everything went right. The weather was unbelievable from the get-go, they had just one rainout, and compiled a 53-28 record.
This year, the exact opposite. There already have been two rainouts, delays, hail, locusts, and they're playing terrible, having lost their last six home games. The natives are grumbling and most their ire is being directed at the $23-million-a-season catcher who's been out for a month with something called "bilateral leg weakness." What?!