Guitar Snuggie?

[AcornHouse]

Anyone see this new product on the Strings by Mail site? Ugh!
https://www.stringsbymail.com/ultim...t-15734.html?zenid=jvdlqfr39mpu5v7n3hs8biovl3

 

[davismanLV]

That video is a riot!!

 

[txbumper57]

I'm not sure Velvet is the best material to make a Guitar Condom out of, Then Again I could be wrong.:drunk: LOL

 

[davismanLV]

The Velvet Condom sounds like a gay bar in Wichita.......

 

[walrus]

I'm with Tom, the video is a classic! He's even excited about the packaging! A born salesman!

This product gives the opposite effect of your guitar "opening up"...

walrus

 

[AcornHouse]

Combine it with an Elvis style leather full top pickguard and your guitar will REALLY be protected.

I'm gonna wait for the leopard print one.

 

[Brad Little]

Hey, the package must have been designed by the same people as the "Pat the Bunny" book!
Brad

 

[Okieguildfan]

I was just thinking that my guitar needs a pair of briefs.

 

[adorshki]

The Velvet Condom sounds like a gay bar in Wichita.......

Just take a left at Albuquerque and y'can't miss it...

 

[fronobulax]

The Velvet Condom sounds like a gay bar in Wichita.......

Takin' a walk on the wild side?

 

[JohnW63]

I wasn't interested, until he showed me how elegant the packaging was. Now, I can't stop thinking about all the OTHER uses for the Ultimate Guitar Protector ! The mind boggles.

 

[walrus]

Somebody needs to post the clip of George Castanza in his velvet sweatsuit!

walrus

 

[davismanLV]

Takin' a walk on the wild side?

Beer bust on Sundays. $5.00. Drag queens get in free.

 

[adorshki]

Beer bust on Sundays. $5.00. Drag queens get in free.

I want my heels back.

 

[davismanLV]

LMAO!!!

Consider it DONE!!

 

[adorshki]

LMAO!!!

Consider it DONE!!

Thanks. You're the best.
Not much I wouldn't do for free beer:

 

[txbumper57]

I wasn't interested, until he showed me how elegant the packaging was. Now, I can't stop thinking about all the OTHER uses for the Ultimate Guitar Protector ! The mind boggles.

I might have to pick one up to use as a plush Beard protector for napping or for casual visits to Walmart and the Grocery store at 1:00am! LOL

 

[davismanLV]

Not sure if that shirt will get past the bouncer...... but then again, it is Wichita.

 

[adorshki]

Not sure if that shirt will get past the bouncer...... but then again, it is Wichita.

Hey it's right out of the RuPaul Collection.
I guess I'll have to make sure the tag's hangin' out and visible.

 

[MLBob]

.......and "Wow there ees no change in the sound!"

Could be just the thing for cold weather caroling :miserable: