Ran across this ad on Craiglsist, caused me to chuckle.
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/rnr/723573834.html
"THATS RITE GIRLS YOU CAN WIN A RIDE WITH 'OL DIRT HERE ON A REAL HARLEY DAVIDSON
MOTORCYCLE, THE 'OL HAWG!!!! I KNOE YUZ GITTIN TIRED OF TAKIN THE BUS WITH THE
PRICE OF GAS THEEZ DAYS. CANT RUN YER CAR AND ALL. THIS IL GIT YA A CHANCE TO
GIT SUM FRESH AIR AND ALL. SO ANYHOWZ, JEST SEND 'OL DIRT HERE AN EMAIL
ESPLAININ TO ME WHY YA WANT A RIDE ON THE HAWG AND THE BEST ONE GETS A RIDE ON
MY HAWG. JEST SEND ME THE EMAIL AND A NAKID PITCHER OF YERSELF AND 'OL DIRT
HERE GIT RITE ON IT. GOOD LUCK GIRLS!!!!!!
" DIRTY JACK "
http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/rnr/723573834.html
"THATS RITE GIRLS YOU CAN WIN A RIDE WITH 'OL DIRT HERE ON A REAL HARLEY DAVIDSON
MOTORCYCLE, THE 'OL HAWG!!!! I KNOE YUZ GITTIN TIRED OF TAKIN THE BUS WITH THE
PRICE OF GAS THEEZ DAYS. CANT RUN YER CAR AND ALL. THIS IL GIT YA A CHANCE TO
GIT SUM FRESH AIR AND ALL. SO ANYHOWZ, JEST SEND 'OL DIRT HERE AN EMAIL
ESPLAININ TO ME WHY YA WANT A RIDE ON THE HAWG AND THE BEST ONE GETS A RIDE ON
MY HAWG. JEST SEND ME THE EMAIL AND A NAKID PITCHER OF YERSELF AND 'OL DIRT
HERE GIT RITE ON IT. GOOD LUCK GIRLS!!!!!!
" DIRTY JACK "