Gibson Nitrocellulose Cologne

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With notes of leather, patchouli, and confidence, this cologne will have you feeling like a rockstar in your everyday life. :ROFLMAO:
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Posted on Gibson's FB page.
 

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After the first Let's Meet Guild event back in 2010, I kept opening the tin of coasters that they made for us to catch a whiff of the factory. It's definitely a unique smell, and it has always taken me back to an enjoyable time.

As silly as this seems, I totally get it!
 

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Let's get real -- the true rock star scent would be:

-- foundations of cigarette smoke and gear-humping sweat,
-- solid overtones of stale sour beer,
-- a gentle aromatic blend of aging vinyl, old wood, crusty carpeting, and urinal cake,
-- with a hint of bleach from the freshly swabbed bar floor.

There should also be an edition called "Eau de la Scene" (the special "Onstage Edition") that would have a touch of burnt electronics, hot lighting dust, and a Shure SM58 giving off the faintest hint of a sneeze.
 

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Let's get real -- the true rock star scent would be:

-- foundations of cigarette smoke and gear-humping sweat,
-- solid overtones of stale sour beer,
-- a gentle aromatic blend of aging vinyl, old wood, crusty carpeting, and urinal cake,
-- with a hint of bleach from the freshly swabbed bar floor.

There should also be an edition called "Eau de la Scene" (the special "Onstage Edition") that would have a touch of burnt electronics, hot lighting dust, and a Shure SM58 giving off the faintest hint of a sneeze.
Yeah but you can get all of it at once with pot.
 

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Epiphone is thrilled to announce the all new Masterbilt Woodpecker! Inspired by natures edgiest bird.
*Disclaimer: Holes and Distressing may vary based on Woodpecker's temperament :ROFLMAO:
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I call BS. I know bullet holes when I see 'em. Wire cages're good for stopping beer bottles, but bullets? Not so much.

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Don't use the Gibson Nitro-Cellulose cologne, K? When you get old, it will cause severe skin cracking problems.

A varnish or poly cologne might be safer.
 
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