Fundraiser for LTG: A Coastie comedy CD

[Darryl Hattenhauer]

Let's send our best jokes to Coastie and have him record himself telling the jokes. "Live from the Greymouth Borschtbelt, Sheckie Walker." Put in ambient sounds of a night club, plus a laugh track. For Graham's jokes, a boo track. Coastie, can you do any impressions? Sound effects?

 

[FNG]

I hear Coastie can do "old man" noises pretty good. Fart, scratch, snort, mumble. Repeat.

 

[coastie99]

I hear Coastie can do "old man" noises pretty good. Fart, scratch, snort, mumble. Repeat.

Yes, I'm afraid that's about as far as my talents stretch. Oh yes ........ cynical railing !

And, speaking of mumbling ........... I saw a very attractive young woman today, wearing a pair of mumble pants.

Her lips were moving, but I couldn't make out what she was saying.

 

[taabru45]

Geeeez, I've heard that before, and still I walked right into it....I guess some things are worth repeating.......echo.........repeating........echo..........repeating....... :lol: :lol: :lol: Steffan

 

[Default]

Her lips were moving, but I couldn't make out what she was saying.

One can only guess, but I did find a picture of that event on the net.

 

[FNG]

I hear Coastie can do "old man" noises pretty good. Fart, scratch, snort, mumble. Repeat.

Yes, I'm afraid that's about as far as my talents stretch. Oh yes ........ cynical railing !

And, speaking of mumbling ........... I saw a very attractive young woman today, wearing a pair of mumble pants.

Her lips were moving, but I couldn't make out what she was saying.

She was saying...Buy me a Heinie, big fella!!!

 

[capnjuan]

One can only guess, but I did find a picture of that event on the net.

Hmmm.... It looks like the guy on the left's eyes are wandering ....

Maybe he's thinking about Friending cape-boy ...

 

[capnjuan]

Did you hear the one about the Latin guy with 2 Johnsons? He called one of them Jose ...........and the other Hose B....

 

[Graham]

For Graham's jokes, a boo track.

At least that's a response. :shock:

Much more used to and comfortable with the sound of crickets.

 

[JerryR]

I hear Coastie can do "old man" noises pretty good. Fart, scratch, snort, mumble. Repeat.

Yes, I'm afraid that's about as far as my talents stretch. Oh yes ........ cynical railing !

And, speaking of mumbling ........... I saw a very attractive young woman today, wearing a pair of mumble pants.

Her lips were moving, but I couldn't make out what she was saying.

She was saying...Buy me a Heinie, big fella!!!

Not 'give me a weinie' :?:

 

[cjd-player]

Your graduation clothes, Steve?

I guess cap and gown are too traditional. :roll:

 

[FNG]

I know Jerry is trying to help, but I would avoid his Spiderman costume.....

 

[JerryR]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Bit well endowed for me

 

[AlohaJoe]

I know Jerry is trying to help, but I would avoid his Spiderman costume.....

That is wrong on so many levels... where I can find a 50 gallon drum of bug-spray? :lol:

 

[coastie99]

Jeez !!

0730 Sunday morning, laughing fit to bust and trying hard not to wake the old sheila up !!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Did anyone get the number for the cutie in the orange cardie ??

 

[JerryR]

Jeez !!

0730 Sunday morning, laughing fit to bust and trying hard not to wake the old sheila up !!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Did anyone get the number for the cutie in the orange cardie ??

Unfortunately not a cardie - it doesn't undo down the front

 

[Default]

Did you hear the one about the Latin guy with 2 Johnsons? He called one of them Jose ...........and the other Hose B....

:lol:

 

[12 string]

I know Jerry is trying to help, but I would avoid his Spiderman costume.....

"...Woad's the stuff to show men,
Woad to scare your foemen..."

:lol: :? :shock: :roll: :wink: :lol:

' Strang

 

[Darryl Hattenhauer]

I hope he doesn't dwop his woad.

 

[12 string]

It looks like he hasn't been weighed in a long time, woad or no woad.

"...You take the high woad and I'll take the low woad..."

' Strang