A man hailed a passing cab. As he got in he said to the driver "Perfect timing... you're just like Frank!"
"Who?" asked the cabbie.
"Frank Fielding. He did everything right. Great tennis player, wonderful golfer, a gifted guitar player and he could sing like Pavarotti."
"Sounds like quite a guy."
"Not only that, he remembered everyone's birthday, was a wine connoisseur, a great chef and he could fix anything... oh, and his wardrobe? Immaculate! He was the perfect man. No one could ever measure up to Frank."
"Amazing, how did you meet him"
"Oh, I never met Frank."
"So, how do you know so much about him?"
"I married his widow."
"Who?" asked the cabbie.
"Frank Fielding. He did everything right. Great tennis player, wonderful golfer, a gifted guitar player and he could sing like Pavarotti."
"Sounds like quite a guy."
"Not only that, he remembered everyone's birthday, was a wine connoisseur, a great chef and he could fix anything... oh, and his wardrobe? Immaculate! He was the perfect man. No one could ever measure up to Frank."
"Amazing, how did you meet him"
"Oh, I never met Frank."
"So, how do you know so much about him?"
"I married his widow."
