A fellow bought a parrot from a local pet shop, and when he got it home he discovered it had a habit of using filthy language. He was a little dismayed and tried to teach the bird some better phrases and words but he just wasn’t having an effect on the bird. In fact the parrot was starting to curse and swear at the guy and everyone who came into the house. Finally, when the bird was in a flurry of four-letter words, in a fit of frustration the man grabbed the parrot from its perch and slammed it into his freezer! He left it there for a few minutes and then retrieved the bird and put him back on his perch. The effect was startling! The bird not only stopped using profanity, but he looked at the guy and actually apologized for causing so much trouble. He promised he wouldn’t swear anymore and would do all he could to avoid embarrassing the fellow ever again. Then the bird looked at the man and said, “One question, please. What the hell did that chicken say?!”