Graham
Venerated Member
A few years ago on a Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of more than 20 yrs replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shite?"
To this day I still don't know if she was joking. :shock: :shock:
The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
My loving wife of more than 20 yrs replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that shite?"
To this day I still don't know if she was joking. :shock: :shock:
Great wife, too.