Since the other thread was locked for going too off topic I had to start a new one. Just so I can post about feeling smug about the version I got..... no but really.
A woman was standing on bridge rail ready to jump for committing suicide.
A hobo approaches and finding out she's about to kill herself - asks : can we have sex - while it should not matter to you after all?
She says : absolutely no!
He replies : ok - I'll wait for you down there.
I just deleted several posts. I unilaterally, acting alone as a Moderator, decided they served no purpose other than to bait the Moderators. If anyone has a problem with my action, know that I will read PMs.