Elephant joke

[killdeer43]

Q. What's the difference between a pub and an elephant's fart?

A. A pub is a barroom, while an elephant's fart is a BARROOOOOM!!!

Thank you, thank you very much, :wink:
Joe

 

[Guildmark]

Ohhh! That one really stinks!!

 

[The Guilds of Grot]

Are we doing the elephant jokes from the 60's?

Here's a few of my favorites; (I hope no elephants are offended!)


Q: Why can't an elephant ride a tricycle?

A: Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell!



Q: How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

A: There's tracks in the butter!



Q: What is the black stuff between an elephant's toes?

A: Slow natives!


(I'm sure you've all heard this one, but just in case....)

Q: How do you keep an elephant from charging?

A: Take away his credit card!

 

[JerryR]

Ohhh! That one really stinks!!

Wrong kinda GAS

 

[AlohaJoe]

He's just stinking out loud.