adorshki
Reverential Member
HA!! Thought that'd get your attention! 
Once in a while ya stumble across a piece of news that's simply too good not to share:
Idaho man accused of forcing another to 'moonwalk' at gunpoint
Associated Press
Posted: 04/26/2012 11:22:58 AM PDT
April 26, 2012 6:23 PM GMTUpdated: 04/26/2012 11:22:59 AM PDT
SANDPOINT, Idaho -- An Idaho man has been charged with assault after authorities say he ordered another man to perform the "moonwalk" at gunpoint.
The Bonner County Daily Bee reports 30-year-old John Ernest Cross was charged with the felony Tuesday in 1st District Court and appointed a public defender.
Police say they were called Monday to Cross' home in Clark Fork after getting a report that he pointed a rifle at another man and demanded that the man perform the dance move popularized by Michael Jackson in the 1980s.
Investigators accuse Cross of using a semiautomatic rifle during the episode, but Cross claimed during his initial court appearance this week that the firearm was simply a pellet gun.
Ahhhh...that kind of mitigates things then, doesn't it? :lol:
I'm reminded of good ol' Lou Lemming, wanted, at one time, IIRC, in 7 states, for putting jelly in people's shoes.
Of course, both of 'em are mere pikers, compared to the enema bandit. 8)
Once in a while ya stumble across a piece of news that's simply too good not to share:
Idaho man accused of forcing another to 'moonwalk' at gunpoint
Associated Press
Posted: 04/26/2012 11:22:58 AM PDT
April 26, 2012 6:23 PM GMTUpdated: 04/26/2012 11:22:59 AM PDT
SANDPOINT, Idaho -- An Idaho man has been charged with assault after authorities say he ordered another man to perform the "moonwalk" at gunpoint.
The Bonner County Daily Bee reports 30-year-old John Ernest Cross was charged with the felony Tuesday in 1st District Court and appointed a public defender.
Police say they were called Monday to Cross' home in Clark Fork after getting a report that he pointed a rifle at another man and demanded that the man perform the dance move popularized by Michael Jackson in the 1980s.
Investigators accuse Cross of using a semiautomatic rifle during the episode, but Cross claimed during his initial court appearance this week that the firearm was simply a pellet gun.
Ahhhh...that kind of mitigates things then, doesn't it? :lol:
I'm reminded of good ol' Lou Lemming, wanted, at one time, IIRC, in 7 states, for putting jelly in people's shoes.
Of course, both of 'em are mere pikers, compared to the enema bandit. 8)
