West R Lee
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Guy goes to the doctor wearing a pair of cellophane underwear, takes off his pants. Doctor says...."I can clearly see you're nuts!". Ooh....that's bad, I know, I know.
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coastie99 said:A bloke goes to the hearing specialist.
Bloke says, "I have custard in one ear and sponge cake in the other".
Specialist says, "That's a very unique condition !"
Bloke says, "You'll have to speak up Doc., I'm a trifle deaf !"
coastie99 said:A bloke goes to the hearing specialist.
Bloke says, "I have custard in one ear and sponge cake in the other".
Specialist says, "That's a very unique condition !"
Bloke says, "You'll have to speak up Doc., I'm a trifle deaf !"
JerryR said:coastie99 said:A bloke goes to the hearing specialist.
Bloke says, "I have custard in one ear and sponge cake in the other".
Specialist says, "That's a very unique condition !"
Bloke says, "You'll have to speak up Doc., I'm a trifle deaf !"
Guy went into a doctors and one of his ears was a pig's ear. He said 'I don't care what it looks like, but it's full of crackling.' (Bet that one doesn't translate over the pond :roll: )
JerryR said:coastie99 said:A bloke goes to the hearing specialist.
Bloke says, "I have custard in one ear and sponge cake in the other".
Specialist says, "That's a very unique condition !"
Bloke says, "You'll have to speak up Doc., I'm a trifle deaf !"
Guy went into a doctors and one of his ears was a pig's ear. He said 'I don't care what it looks like, but it's full of crackling.' (Bet that one doesn't translate over the pond :roll: )