Business Signs

[cjd-player]

In a Podiatrist's office:

'Time wounds all heels.'

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On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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On a Plumber's truck:

'We repair what your husband fixed.'

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On another Plumber's truck:

'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'

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On a Church's Bill board:

'7 days without God makes one weak.'

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At a Tire Store

'Invite us to your next blowout.'

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On an Electrician's truck:

'Let us remove your shorts.'

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In a Non-smoking Area:

'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'

 

[JerryR]

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On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

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One guy we used to use had on the side of his tanker truck

'You dump it, we pump it.....no jobby too small.'

 

[The Guilds of Grot]

When I worked at a company that manufactured Wastewater Treatment equipment our "official" slogan was;

"We're number one in the number two business!"

Our "unofficial" slogan was;

"It may be sh*t to you, but it's our bread and butter!"

 

[taabru45]

Sign in a restaurant 'Good food takes time, yours will be ready in a minute.'

 

[JerryR]

Sign in Apache Stables, Grand Canyon. 'All our customers make us happy - some by coming, and some by going.' Reckon Carl must have paid a visit sometime :roll:

 

[dreadnut]

Saw a garbage truck in Detroit with a sign that read: "Potluck Trash Co."

Sign outside church: "Sign broken, come inside for message."

A little seafood market up north in Michigan: "Squid Roe".

Sign outside a church in a harbor town on Lake Michigan: "We catch 'em, He cleans 'em".

 

[West R Lee]

30 years ago....in front of the Austin Meat Packing House..Austin, Texas. I saw these two.

"You Can't Beat Our Meat!"

15 years ago, at Beaver Liquors in Beaver Creek, Colorado.

"Liquor in front, poker in rear!"

West

 

[dreadnut]

Sign on a Burger King in Ohio: The Black Anus Burger Is Here!

 

[West R Lee]

Sign on a Burger King in Ohio: The Black Anus Burger Is Here!

:shock: Ouch!

West

 

[JerryR]

15 years ago, at Beaver Liquors in Beaver Creek, Colorado.

"Liquor in front, poker in rear!"

West

Hey Jim - reckon she's still there - probably the right age for me :wink: Trouble is, I won't be near there - I will be passing Austin on the way from DFW to San Antone - but their slogan didn't sound so attractive :mrgreen: