An Easter Golfing Story

[john_kidder]

So Moses, Jesus and a bearded old man are playing golf.

On the third tee, Moses smites a mighty drive, it takes one long bounce and is headed for the water hazard; Moses raises his club, the water parts and the ball rolls safely across to the other side.

Jesus hits his tee shot, it's longer even than Moses', but it's going to drop in the water - Jesus gestures and the ball stops falling and hovers over the water, Jesus walks out onto the pond and chips it out of the air and onto the green.

The old man whacks away at his ball. It caroms off a tree onto the next fairway, rolls down the pathway and into the whirling blades of a lawn mower, which takes a chunk out of the ball and spits it out onto the highway, a truck rolls over it and sends it off into a nearby hayfield and into an irrigation ditch, where a large bullfrog inhales it. An eagle swoops down and grabs the frog and flies away back over the golf course, back over the third green, squeezes the frog and the ball pops out and falls into the cup.

Moses says, "Christ, I hate playing with your Dad."

 

[gilded]

I didn't see it coming, John. :lol:

Thanks!!!

 

[cjd-player]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[kevin the bass man]

wasn't expecting that :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[killdeer43]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I heard a variation of that one where Jesus is playing golf with St. Peter and John the Baptist.
St. Peter hooks one and John slices into the rough. Jesus hits an outrageous shot similar to the one you described and ends up with a hole-in-one!
St Peter shakes his head and says, "C'mon Jesus, cool it with the miracles and play golf!"

Joe

 

[fronobulax]

If I have the audience, I make it a foursome by having Elijah lead off. Nothing happens except after 5 shots he's still trying to get to the green. If I am really milking things it takes Elijah so long that the rest build shelters while waiting...