A dog walks into a telegraph office....

[killdeer43]

....and says, "I'd like to send a telegram."
Telegraph operator says, "What would you like it to say?"
Dog says, "woof, woof, woof....woof, woof, woof, woof."
Operator says, "For the same price, you could add another 'woof'."
Dog says, "Well, that wouldn't make any sense at all."

Thank you, thank you....I'll be here all day, :applause:
Joe

 

[SouthernSounds]

I don't know what was more funny: if the joke or your last sentence...

Thanks for the laughs, Joe! :laughing:

All the best,
B.

 

[JerryR]

That was a bit wruff:highly_amused:

 

[zulu]

Wow. Jerry, next time you might give paws before unleashing such a pun.

 

[dbirchett]

A guy walks into an Agent's office and says he has a talking dog.

The agent says, "Well let's see what this 'talking dog' can do. Have him say something."

The owner says, "OK boy, what does sandpaper feel like?"

The dog responds, "Ruff, ruff." The agent groans.

The owner says, "What is on the outside of a tree?"

The dog goes, "Bark, bark." The agent does a face palm.

The owner says, "OK boy, who was the greatest baseball player of all time?"

The dog replies, "Roof, roof." (Ruth, Ruth) The agent says, "I've heard enough!" and throws them out.

As they are leaving, the dog looks up and says, "Should I have said DiMaggio?"

 

[dapmdave]

I've heard it before. I knew what was coming. But I laughed anyway!

Thanks, Don.

 

[JerryR]

Wow. Jerry, next time you might give paws before unleashing such a pun.

Well - thereby hangs a tale. I mutt give that some considerationlayful:

 

[adjohns3]

Sounds like somebody has been listening to old HEE-HAW reruns...but it's so silly it is funny.
:triumphant: