your best joke of the year
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I entered 10 of my best puns in a pun contest, and not one of them won! No pun in ten did...
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Guildedagain
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My neighbors might actually pursuing punnitive damage, as I'm usually feeling quite punny. They [should] Call Me The Punter 
if you're familiar with the old tune, made famous by some **** hot white guitar players later, but originated here, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2_qXrLH34k, another mid century-ish pinnacle which has hardly been improved on since.
Joke that comes to mind is the sign seen in restaurant bathrooms for men long ago;
"We aim to please, you aim too, please."
if you're familiar with the old tune, made famous by some **** hot white guitar players later, but originated here, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2_qXrLH34k, another mid century-ish pinnacle which has hardly been improved on since.Joke that comes to mind is the sign seen in restaurant bathrooms for men long ago;
"We aim to please, you aim too, please."
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Written on the wall of a bathroom in a Chinese restaurant: "Man who stand on toilet high on pot."
Guildedagain
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Yes, of a very long list of Confucius' invaluable contributions, such as;
"Man who fly upside down have hairy crack up."
"Man who fly upside down have hairy crack up."
Written on wall in bathroom stall at Austin Peay State University in 1968, "what's apathy---who cares?" And I, also, learned one of life's greatest cheers, "Let's Go Peay!"
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Two clairvoyants meet on the street: "You're fine, how am I?"
Written in small letters on the inside of the very bottom of a bathroom stall door: "You are now at a 45 degree angle. No $hit."