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"Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's awfully hard to get it back in." - H.R. Haldeman

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At least I listen to the bands on my t-shirts - a t-shirt I saw
 

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"How'd ya like to die in a house of mirrors with no one around to close your eyes?" John Prine
 

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"Sis Boom Bah." Karnac the Magnificent, then he ripped open the envelope from Ed McMahon and read this question: "Describe the sound when a sheep explodes?"

I saw this one live one night long ago...

I saw that one too!

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In life it's important to know when to stop arguing with people and simply let them be wrong.
 

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If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything. Mark Twain

Never negotiate out of fear, but never fear to negotiate. John F Kennedy

Don’t go where you shouldn’t go don’t do what you shouldn’t do. Scott Sanford

Effort and courage are not enough without purpose and direction. John F Kennedy

The secret of getting ahead is getting started. Mark Twain

Winners celebrate rarely and grind daily. Colin Cowherd

Time is a thief, pain is a gift. Lori McKenna

The greatest sign of power is never having to use it. Colin Cowherd

Life is a dream for the wise, a game for the fool, a comedy for the rich, and a tragedy for the poor. Shalom Aleichem

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. Mark Twain

What will be done eventually should probably be done immediately. Jeremy Foley

Our doubts are traitors and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt. William Shakespeare

The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all. Harry S Truman
 
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One of my faves is from the late Bum Phillips former coach of the Houston Oilers.. When asked by a reporter if he thought Earl Campbell was in a class of his own, he had this to say..

"Well let's but put it this way, when class is in session, it don't take long to call the roll."
 

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One of my faves is from the late Bum Phillips former coach of the Houston Oilers.. When asked by a reporter if he thought Earl Campbell was in a class of his own, he had this to say..

"Well let's but put it this way, when class is in session, it don't take long to call the roll."
Think Bum also said about Earl Campbell and I will paraphrase: Reporters were on Bum about carrying the ball 35 plus times in a game and when reporter asked Bum if he anything to say--Bum said, "It ain't very heavy."
 

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Two things define us: our patience when we have nothing and our attitude when we have everything --- Unknown
 

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Dr. Flox on Star Trek Enterprise after giving Malcolm Physical Therapy and making him scream and moan and Malcolm says, "It should be unethical to cause a patient that much pain."

Flox: "It's unethical to do any harm, I can cause you as much pain as I like!!"

That's a favorite!!
 

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I come from a house where gravy is considered a beverage-Erma Bombeck

A couple martini lines:

“I like to have a martini,Two at the very most After three I'm under the table after four I'm under my host.” Dorothy Parker

Martinis are like breasts, one ain't enough, three is too many. Unknown, but I use it enough to claim it.
 
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