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- Why did you not charge the tablet? Now I can't read the newspaper.
- Use your phone.

- The display is broken
- Computer
- It is in service

- Paper?
- Does such thing still exist?
 

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. . . and when they are kneeling in front of me they believe I will forgive them . . .
 

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I visited health food presentation. I bought these kibiunion-phoneymin-capsules. These protect system and make hair stronge!

They have spiraera cinerea extract and shark spleen extract. These add your resistance. - That's great. . .

. . . that's exactly what you need. Resistance.
 

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- Hello Gustav! Where to? - Going to eat.
- There's a new restaurant for satanists. - I see.
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A quick reminder of who is who in B Virtanen

Mr B Virtanen is a clerk, who has bully wife Armi, son Marko , boss, superior - plus two fairly nice coworkers. His first name is not known, but it has been ridiculed - so he uses just B. At home he has a cat named Pasi, who is his best friend.
Reino Murikka is his boss - a somewhat stupid bully - who got promoted only for waxing big bosses car every friday.
Lennart Nilken is department boss - selfish - plays golf - even on work hours - takes credits for other peoples achievements.
Big Boss Hynälä smokes cigars - dementic - hearing loss - his father founded the company.
Miss jantunen works propably more than anybody - Murikka fancies her without similar response - has developed social media addiction. Friendly towards Virtanen
Topi - another coworker who is friendly

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What happened at work today? - Nothing.

Well I'm sure something happened. - Nothing.

I'm sure something happened! - Well, Murikka and Nilken left in the morning and stayed all day.

Well, allright! I told y... - After that absolutely nothing happened there.

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How was work here yesterday when I and Murikka were gone? - Everything was splendid!

Good. - Good.

Well, let's think for a while and . . .

Bad! - Bad!

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Everything was fine even though you and I were gone! - What does it tell about us?!

Everyting was fine even though Jantunen was in social media, Topi was gaming and I was sleeping. - What does it tell about our jobs?
 

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So it turned out that my job is completely unnecessary and without any meaning.

But that's ok. I can do this to earn my salary . . .

. . . but that artificial intelligence is going to go haywire.

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They say work was fluent even though we were gone. From now on you and I will never be gone at same time! - Good! Then there will allways be one of us confusing things here.

- - -

We will not use that expression, if we ever have to make official name for the procedure.
 

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I have no idea what he's saying, but starting at 2:20 I'm pretty sure I get the point. I've been laughing like an idiot for too long watching this.
 

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Thanks for sharing.

In the beginning he explains how he is producing cooking school over internet. In previous episode he had explained how to make pea soup. And how folks had responded and given him the tip, that if you make a hole into bottom, you can blow air to make the soup come out.

JALOSTAJA is a locally big company - and he repeatedly tells how they are not sponsoring him so he covers their name with felt pen. After the drilling has not succeeded as expected he tells that BOSCH is neither his sponsor - anymore.
 

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You broke the commandment of your Lord! I curse you, get off the Paradise!!
 
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