Ugliest pickguard

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We have a new contender for ugliest pickguard On this 1939 Martin D-18 that Gruhn just posted on their Instagram page. They say they love oversized pickguards. Me, not so much.

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Wouldn't be my first choice, but I'd be okay on a '39 D-18 if it played and sounded ok. Would I order one for a new guitar? No.
 

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I'm with Chris!

You know it was installed to conceal pick damage to the top, but did it have to be so inelegant and clunky?

If you're a furious and aggressive strummer, it does provide a lot of protection -- that's something I guess.
 

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If it didn't go all the way to the neck edge of the top, I could deal with it, but this one has just gone TOO FAR
 

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If the upper right corner radius matched the lower two it would look fine. The sharp radius is just too jarring to the eye. (Not to mention what it's doing to the feng-shui!)
 

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Pickguards can offer the maker a “signature” artistic opportunity, or as in this case, just appear to be someone’s quick afterthought!
 

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Now it looks kind of naked!
Sorry Grot, sometimes nothing less than a complete pickguard cleansing is
necessary in extreme situations. You didn't see the part where I went out into
the woods with that disturbing first photo, looked up into a darkening sky,
invoked the spirits of the guitar gods, sang the ancient incantations, read the tea leaves,
poked the ashen bones, threw salt over my shoulder - then
went back inside and opened up photoshop :ROFLMAO:
 

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Sorry Grot, sometimes nothing less than a complete pickguard cleansing is
necessary in extreme situations. You didn't see the part where I went out into
the woods with that disturbing first photo, looked up into a darkening sky,
invoked the spirits of the guitar gods, sang the ancient incantations, read the tea leaves,
poked the ashen bones, threw salt over my shoulder - then
went back inside and opened up photoshop :ROFLMAO:

If you're photoshopping you could have just fixed the top right radius!
 

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It's too much for me! Naked is better!

Looks like some sort of foreign dignitary sash...

walrus
 

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I'd pull it in a minute and go from there, all the way to a top refinish if I had to. That year model has high probability to sound so good it would never go back on the market in my lifetime anyway.
 

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Some people just pick high on their guitar necks. I pick lower, from the middle to lower soundhole.
 

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I've seen some great flat pickers in my lifetime, and am always awed by the efficiency and precise pick mechanics they use. I think of players like Doc Watson and Molly Tuttle, for example. Their guitars never suffer the wounds of over-strumming, something I don't engage in anyway. At most, the side of my hand brushes on the normal pickguard area of my guitars and creates a buffing sheen.

A pick that's hitting the top hard after leaving the strummed strings is an indicator of a guitar that's being over-driven, in my book. I like to play in the optimum RPM range of my guitars, with or without a piece of plastic blocking my attack.
 

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Some people just pick high on their guitar necks.
Keith Richards is one of them, when standing he strums very high, you see all the scratches on the upper bout. Look where that pickguard is and where his hand is (and that is only a 12 fret guitar!):

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When looking closer you see all the marks from strumming starting on the 13th fret on his 00-21!

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Ralf
 
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