Time for some guitarist jokes...

[fronobulax]

I am stealing the thunder from another LTG member who shared this elsewhere but since I am still laughing...

 

[Opsimath]

"Free gig bag sold separately"

That whole thing is great!

I'll bet that Catostraster sits nicely in your lap for playing while sitting.

 

[davismanLV]

 

[Nuuska]

I am stealing the thunder from another LTG member who shared this elsewhere but since I am still laughing...

In Germany they might call it Katzenfratzer


And for bass - how about modeling Jymy or Sully ?

 

[Guildedagain]

Does it spray?

;]

 

[awagner]

I don't see it, but I assume the output jack is under the tail.

 

[5thumbs]

They forgot the kitty-litter guitar stand.

 

[fronobulax]

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[GAD]

And old one but a brilliant one.

I love "Mr. Ki-nofuhller"

 

[Bill G]

How do you confuse a rock guitarist? Ask what key they are in...

 

[GGJaguar]

 

[Nuuska]

Tail could be whammy bar - front paws could be volume - rear paws could be tone - ears could be 9-position pup-selector - cats do have 9 lives

 

[Prince of Darkness]

This has probably been posted before, but just in case...............

 

[GGJaguar]

 

[Prince of Darkness]

 

[EWH]

How does a guitarist protect his guitar from being stolen?

He stores it in a bass case.



Ok, back on track!

walrus

Oh, that's just plain nasty...

*...Puts walrus's name on "The List"...*

 

[Nuuska]

At the risk of having my name added on "your list" - I ask you - since you're a bass player :

What does a bass player have his head for ?

p.s. - guess who was born on same day/year as Jaco Pastorius ?

 

[EWH]

At the risk of having my name added on "your list" - I ask you - since you're a bass player :

What does a bass player have his head for ?

p.s. - guess who was born on same day/year as Jaco Pastorius ?

I don't know, Nuuska - what does a bass player have his head for...?

 

[Nuuska]

So the strap won't slip.