The Dark Side of the Cat

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A cat showed up here one day - a few weeks ago - proof that God does exist but a little on the slow side, had been waiting for this for years now.

A fate cat.

So it shows up one day, meowing on a straw bale, it talked to me. I went back inside, washing the dishes, looking out the window I see the neighbor's senile pest dog - he went from seeing eye to senile - actually chasing this cat around the house in the snow. And this dog is a cat killer.

He's only there because the neighbor's are playing in the creek between our houses, so I go out there like a totally outraged parent, and I tell the gal/Mom "I don't care how you do it - a leash? - you dog will NOT be HUNTING my pet in my yard." The gal says the cat has been hiding in her rafters and the dog has been chasing it, but doesn't have a chance. If only they discouraged their dog from cat chasing going back 15 years now, it would have all been for the better.

That was the 1st encounter.

The cat finally came out of hiding, a kitten, all black with yellow eyes.

And there was a lot of meowing...

I still had 4 cans of cat food from our last one, just past date, cans of Taste of the wild, the best cat food out there IMO. So I started feeding it. It was skinny, and the temps so cold the food was freezing in the bowl. The cat was ravenous.

I had to check with a vet to see how much you can feed a starving kitten.

It turned out this cat had been seen as far back as fall, hanging around someone's garden north of here, but no one could get close to it.

It then tried to get adopted by a gal just across the field from that garden, she wanted this little black kitty desperately, but her pure black lab Ripper - would have been a neat pair - is a psycho, and she didn't stand a chance of the cat being hers, and she was tempting it with food. But her dog, it barks insanely when she drives by with him in the car, she can't even talk to you, you get the picture. The dog is freakin animal, and with a name like Ripper, no thanks.

So the cat made it to the next house, the one with the senile Border Collie/Aussie mix.

Then our house finally. I had been waiting for this for a long time.

Within a couple days it came in the house. Had to check everything out. It's pure black and can hide anywhere.

I weighed it, 3lb 10oz. Maybe 6 months old, female.

I read up on cats, from an old book called Cats of the Word, amazing book.

Female cats can hide kittens in the craziest places, for a couple weeks. Just a survival thing.

So then it goes through this metamorphosis where it becomes this incredible cat, like no other I've ever, so sweet. Cause it's a mama. It won't stop licking you, you have to tell it no.

Whip smart, even got left alone in the house a couple hours a couple days ago - because it was sleeping upstairs - when I went out plowing and wife was skiing.

Has never gone in the house.

Not a box user, I try to show it how much fun it is but no.

Holds it and goes out.

Mind you I do have claw marks everywhere, the cat has insane claws, named her Claudia - Clawed Ya! - originally but eventually settled on Iris.

This is a Domestic short hair, and unlike our last kitty the Siamese longhair Stash, not a hair comes off this cat, not a hair anywhere incredible! Didn't know you could have a cat without the hair everywhere.

And because of that, and that cats really can't be stopped, it's going upstairs and laying on the bed, which is always been a no no through the last two cats.

Has the run of the upstairs, could claw any guitar/case, but doesn't.

Actually lays at my back while I play and goes to sleep.

And so it looks like I venture into a new period of guitar photography, one with a cat in the picture.

Unthinkable.

But it just lays down, looks cute, and doesn't hurt anything.

If anything I should rename my gig Lucky Cat Guitars ;]

Btw, as some of you know, cats can really stretch beyond what is imaginable, this is why they invented tape measures.

Originally, it stretched to 25", impressive for a small cat, then 26" and yesterday 28"!

Now weighs a little over 5lbs, haven't weighed it in a couple days, but it barely eats the recommended 3/4 cup of food a day. That's because it's real food and not toxic filler garbage in most cheap pets foods.

This cat is such top grade material it doesn't even meow when it's bowl is going empty like some can.

It doesn't even meow when the bowl is empty but it will get your attention, and water, always lots of clean water.

This new love of my life has really made winter a lot more pleasurable.

Here is is, El Tigre ;]

PS This can can really look at you weird with those yellow eyes and when it sleeps it looks like it's dead.

Check out the claws!

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And looking stupidly cute ;]

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And it's gone to sleep, just like that. If you toggle back and forth between these two shot below, you can see the REM sleep movement of the tip of the tail.

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And here's a weird eye look as well as the "dead look" combined ;]

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Btw, the gene that make this cat all black, a "Self Black" or very nearly also makes these cats highly durable and resistant to disease, lasting 15-20 years.

Now to get it to a spay clinic before we enjoy the miracle of kittens ;]
 
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Super well done, Guilded! Gorgeous, happy cat! You can clip her nails, you know. Of course, she won't like it, but she'll get used to it. Just clip the very end sharp tip -- not too close!
 

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Congratulations to you and Iris. I hope we can look forward to more Iris stories. So glad she came in from the cold.
 

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Sweet cat!

There was a study done in the UK a number of years ago where urban cats were tracked as they made their neighbourhood rounds. A number of things were discovered, but there were two particularly interesting things. Cats time their requests to go out according to when their friends are likely to be out and their enemies are likely to be in. Several cats had as many as three homes each where loving owners doted on them.

We almost got caught on this last scam. Our cats had been gone for a number of years. And then one day a beautiful grey, long-haired cat came up and introduced itself while we were out working in garden. It seemed healthy and well-cared-for. We have a great property for cats. The cat hung around all day. When we got up the next day, we found it sleeping in the comfy chair on our back porch. It spent the entire next week in our yard and on our porch trying to convince us that it was an orphan whom nobody (except us) loved. We were suspicious. Then it disappeared for three days before reappearing to take up occupancy in our yard again. It would stand on the comfy chair, paws up on the window ledge, staring in at us, and mewing pitifully. I noticed at that point it was now wearing a collar. I picked the cat up to look at it. There was a name, Sophie. There was a phone number. I called the number. It was for a house across the street and two houses down. The owners of Sophie had been sick with worry when she had disappeared for the week. What seems to have happened was that the people in the house next to Sophie's had finally had to have their very elderly and decrepit very, very slow German Shepherd put down, and they got a very frisky young Shepherd-Border-Collie cross to replace it. Sophie seems to have found the change insufferable, but eventually she did go home.
 
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Pitbulls tend to be more receptive to nail trims than cats.
Heh, yeah. If you get them early and they learn they're not really hurt by it, they do get used to it. They never really like it, though. I used to have a show cat (chocolate-spotted Ocicat) that I'd bathe before shows. Started bathing as a kitten -- boy did he yowl! But he learned to put up with it.

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Good on you!!! I have 3 of the little monsters and enjoy all of them. They are so cool. Luckily, my dogs get along pretty well with two of them and the 3rd one is a tyrant that scares the living he-- out of my big, tough, old Coon Hounds.

Your new cat looks really cool. You need to buy a black Guild to go with your cat.

Again, good on you and not that it means anything but I am proud of you.
 

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I was working on my BMW motorcycle in my then-parent's (now mine) garage one night, sitting on the floor fiddling with a carburetor, when the most striking long-haired jet black cat with golden eyes walked in, looked at me, and climbed into my lap, purring.

I am violently allergic to cats, but my parents are not and adopted "Natasha" as I named her since she seemed exotically Slavic to me. She turned out to be a loving, affectionate cat who died too soon of kidney failure.

My parents found out I was allergic to cats when they bought one for us as a pet, and I immediately started having asthma attacks, confirmed by a tine test. When they broke the news to my sisters, their immediate and unanimous response was to suggest getting rid of me and keeping the cat.
 
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I was working on my BMW motorcycle in my then-parent's (now mine) garage one night, sitting on the floor fiddling with carburetor, when the most striking long-haired jet black cat with golden eyes walked in, looked at me, and climbed into my lap, purring.

I am violently allergic to cats, but my parents are not and adopted "Natasha" as I named her since she seemed exotically Slavic to me. She turned out to be a loving, affectionate cat who died too soon of kidney failure.

My parents found out I was allergic to cats when they bought one for us as a pet, and I immediately started having asthma attacks, confirmed by a tine test. When they broke the news to my sisters, their immediate and unanimous response was to suggest getting rid of me and keeping the cat.
Reminds me of a T-shirt I saw:

"We got rid of the kids, the cat was allergic."
 

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My parents found out I was allergic to cats when they bought one for us as a pet, and I immediately started having asthma attacks, confirmed by a tine test. When they broke the news to my sisters, their immediate and unanimous response was to suggest getting rid of me and keeping the cat.

As someone with four sisters of my own, I can appreciate how readily (and unanimously) they get their priorities in line when it comes to dealing with their brother.
 

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These new cats are really weird, they check out things on the computer, watch movies on the couch and in bed, will get on your laptop keyboard and push keys while looking at the screen.

It only took it one day not to jump on the counters/table, you can leave butter out all night, dirty dishes on the table, won't even because it knows it's bad and bad means you go outside.

Smarter than most people.
 

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As someone with four sisters of my own, I can appreciate how readily (and unanimously) they get their priorities in line when it comes to dealing with their brother.
I feel for you, brother. Three sisters, all younger. We're close enough in age that three of us were in high school at the same time. And somehow through a major blunder on my part, my youngest sister ended up living next door.

Life in The Sea of Estrogen did prepare me well for our two daughters as well as She Who Must Be Obeyed.
 

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Congratulations on your fate kitten.
That coat is like a new vinyl LP.
She's beautiful, born street smart, and exhibits refined taste in guitars. Iris may be a blues cat.
 

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Yeah, you're right. The Blues. I've been playing them and it likes it. The black cat blues.

It doesn't get needy when you play like people can ;]
 

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Our last cats, two sisters, small, short-hair, black and white tuxedo cats, were very smart. They understood all the rules perfectly: no scratching furniture, no licking the butter, no jumping up on the kitchen counter; no jumping up on the kitchen table, no jumping up on the dining room table, no unrolling the entire toilet paper roll and leaving a trail of paper out the door, down the hall, and down the stairs - while we are home. Often when holding some sort of grudge against us they would wilfully disobey the rules.
 

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Congrats on the new companion--my black Manx is sitting on my lap as I'm typing this--with one hand. Over time I've become somewhat of a fatalist in that I believe the people and animals that come into your life are there for a reason. As to nail trimming--any cat I've had that I'd gotten young I started right off with the nail ritual. The beast in my lap is no problem, and my black Manx that died in my arms last year would even hold his paws out when he would see me bring out the clippers. I always let my animals pick their own name from a list of 20 different sounding names--I figure they know best--but then you can wind up with a cat named "Glashtyn"!
 

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Oh my 😢 - what a touching story - reminds me of our wonderfull - dear PIKI 😍 - we found him abandoned after summer - he lived to be 16 years old - wonderfull kitty 🐾
 
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