Stradivarius – Not Just Violins

dreadnut

Gone But Not Forgotten
Gone But Not Forgotten
Joined
Jun 15, 2005
Messages
16,082
Reaction score
6,442
Location
Grand Rapids, MI
Guild Total
2
stradivarius.jpg
 

Canard

Senior Member
Joined
Sep 30, 2020
Messages
1,979
Reaction score
2,672
Guild Total
4
"His brother a banjo maker is hunted down and hanged."

There are the old jokes ... well ... actually very, very old jokes.

Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk at the side of the road and a dead banjo (trombone, accordion, etc) player at the side of the road?

A: The skunk was on his way to a gig.

Q: What's the difference between a banjo (trombone, accordion, etc) and an onion?

A: Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo.

Q: Why is not safe to park your car unlocked with a banjo (trombone, accordion, etc) lying of the back seat?

A: When you come back, the car will be filled with banjos.

I could go on but I won't.
 

lungimsam

Senior Member
Joined
Oct 1, 2011
Messages
2,568
Reaction score
1,624
Guild Total
2
Why did the banjist only play a 4 string banjo?
Cuz a 5 string is a peg in the neck.
 
Top