"His brother a banjo maker is hunted down and hanged."
There are the old jokes ... well ... actually very, very old jokes.
Q: What's the difference between a dead skunk at the side of the road and a dead banjo (trombone, accordion, etc) player at the side of the road?
A: The skunk was on his way to a gig.
Q: What's the difference between a banjo (trombone, accordion, etc) and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo.
Q: Why is not safe to park your car unlocked with a banjo (trombone, accordion, etc) lying of the back seat?
A: When you come back, the car will be filled with banjos.
I could go on but I won't.