Sometimes my best efforts fail....

[davismanLV]

 

[adorshki]

Musta forgotten to activate the proximity alarm on her smart phone.

 

[JohnW63]

Should be a Who's line is it anyway card from a hat. " Things you can say about barnyard animals, but not your girl friend "

 

[GardMan]

Last summer, we were driving thru rural Oregon (looking for the pioneer cemetery where my 2GGF is buried), and came across a sign:

"Drive like YOUR cows live here!"

 

[F312]

Well, you didn't say anything about peddling...