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Ross

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She sent her husband on an errand to the grocery store.

"We need a jug of milk," she said, "and if they have avocados, get six."

He came home with 6 jugs of milk.

"They had avocados," he explained.
 

fronobulax

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She sent her husband on an errand to the grocery store.

"We need a jug of milk," she said, "and if they have avocados, get six."

He came home with 6 jugs of milk.

"They had avocados," he explained.

Long time no post. Good to hear from you.
 

Nuuska

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Elderly home
- two men
- Jack 95yrs says to Bill 89yrs : I feel like a 30 years old today, how about you?
- Bill replies : I feel like newborn baby!
- How come?
- Well - no teeth - no hair - pants full of poop . . .
 
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