No political statement is intended here, folks. I just thought this was very funny!
Top 10 signs your employer switched to an "Affordable Care Act" plan
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor’s office include “Take a left after you enter the trailer park.”
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is “an apple a day.”
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) “The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,” is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is….”Embalming.”
(2) Your Prozac pills come in different colors with little M’s on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU’VE JOINED AN AFFORDABLE CARE ACT HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
Top 10 signs your employer switched to an "Affordable Care Act" plan
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor’s office include “Take a left after you enter the trailer park.”
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is “an apple a day.”
(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) “The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,” is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is….”Embalming.”
(2) Your Prozac pills come in different colors with little M’s on them.
AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU’VE JOINED AN AFFORDABLE CARE ACT HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape.
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