RIP Farrah and Michael

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Scratch said:
Ed McMahon: The perfect Johnny Carson setup guy. I liked him... Unfortunate that he tooK bad financial advice and wound up with little of what he once owned. We all; however, leave this life with no more than what we brought in...

Farrah: Corpus Christi gal made good. Thinking of her brings back good memories of more carefree times. Unfortunately; even at the end of life, she played to the cameras. I wish she hadn't, and in the end it meant nothing as Michael stole her last spotlight...

Michael Jackson: Gotta give him profs for songwriting and performing. He could get my toes tapping; talented and gifted are weak adjectives in trying to describe his performance abilities. On the other hand, Whacko Jacko was a walkin freakshow living on his own planet. Not exactly the babysitter I'd hire to watch my grandchild. Next to him, Howard Hughes was a sane saint...
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Mrs. West just told me that since Michael was mostly plastic, they're going to melt him down and make Legos out of him so the kids can still play with him.

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Man, I wish this wasn't such a clean site. Cause I gotta dandy. I'll leave it at this.


What was the difference between Farrah and Michael?



You'll have to beg me for the answer.
 
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Michaels favorite were twenty nine year olds......... what I mean is twenty..........nine year olds...Hmm, probably not politically correct at this time.... Michael was an amazing artist...Steffan
 
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commented to wife the other day how "back in the day", young, single guys like myself enjoyed the movie "10" because of Farrah Fawcett. She looked at me strangely and said...that was Bo Derek!
Aw.......! Never watched much TV back when Charlies Angels aired but her poster adorned someones wall and I enjoyed the high beams. But seriously, cancer is something I hope we defeat someday. Watching Dad suffer with it was enough for me.

Michael Jackson was very talented. But the image is ever etched in my mind of him holding a child over a hotel balcony. I would've had to put my head through a concrete wall to keep from tearing off his halloween head and handing it to him.
I know people who risk there lives to save children from certain peril......to see a childs life risked like that...
 
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Appalachian Blues said:
mellowgerman said:
Billy Mays just joined the list...


So it goes.
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That guy could sale a bucket of hog poop and make you glad you bought it.
I guess he was on a flight that had a rough landing yesterday at Tampa........
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hmm I didn't hear about that one but I guess that could cause some potential heart problems
 
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danerectal said:
I heard MJ actually died of food poisoning.

Turns out he got a hold of a 12 year old wiener.
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Ooff! Am I allowed to admit that was too funny?

In honor of the other late celebrity in the title...

There was a student of ancient history, specifically Egyptian history, more specifically water management, waste management and plumbing in general, who had a picture of all the other students who studied the same things. The caption?


Pharaoh's Faucet Majors.
 
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Here's another one:

So Farrah passes away, and she goes up to the Pearly Gates. St. Peter says, "You have brought pleasure to many people, and you have been very brave in the face of adversity, I will grant you one wish". So Farrah say, in her light Texas drawl, "I wish that all the children of the world will be safe".

So St. Peter told God to take Michael Jackson.


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