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dreadnut

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I've sure gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.
I'm half blind,
can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
take 40 different medications that
make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation;
hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends.
But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license.
 

adorshki

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I've sure gotten old!
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.
I'm half blind,
can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
take 40 different medications that
make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation;
hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends.
But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license.
LOL!
Works if you can remember where you parked your car.
 

walrus

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Ha! As long as you're not texting while you drive!

walrus
 

Brad Little

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LOL!
Works if you can remember where you parked your car.
I sometimes have dreams in which I can't find my car. In real life, once got off the elevator on the wrong floor in a parking garage. Did realize it before I started getting worried about a lost car...
 

Stuball48

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Key remotes that make lights blink and horns blast have helped me. As Hank Williams sang, "I Saw the Light."
 
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