Mine's a Compaq V2000. I bought it with the fastest Pentium M CPU-graphics package available, and it's still pretty relevant. Lean and mean, it still keeps up well enough. It's saved me a gazillion times through (2) workhorse desktop machine crises.
I'm still confused as to why HP lets Compaq languish in inactivity. From a business perspective, they have the perfect opportunity to develop acute brand personalities, yet I think they're afraid to lose their core HP market share. Personally, I'd use Compaq as an innovative brand to try out hot rod gaming machines, OEM open source OS laptops, and funky-colored, design-focused notebooks aimed at the less conservative crowd. Okay, off with my brand marketing cap.
My PC is up and running just fine now. I'm glad I was able to figure out the glitch. The problem was really deceptive, because there are so many causes for Windows Explorer to crash, most being viruses. The PC is absolutely inaccessible, even through Task Manager. It screams Trojan virus, because System Restore doesn't work, it won't work in Safe Mode, and the apps running are indicative of a backdoor takeover. Nuts! I run a pretty secure system, and I couldn't figure out how this could happen. The basic issue probably has to do with file format and video codec conflicts while viewing images and videos in Windows Explorer. All one has to do is move the conflicting image or video to another folder. I've turned that option off permanently.
Thanks for the Ubuntu tip, Steve. It's what helped me resolve this.