Guitars and wives

davismanLV

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As one of the one, or few gays here, my husband is a mess. All I have to do is say, "Oh GOD, I want that guitar!!" and he says , well get it then. I'm left to be the responsible one here..... I hate being that person!!! I really do!! Sorry boys, it could be better/worse........
 

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Wife: I'm thinking about selling some of your guitars.
Husband: I'm thinking about selling some of your jewelry.
Wife: :mad:
Husband: 😈
 

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In the beginning of this, Joe Bonamassa says something to the effect of, “This is what happens when you don’t have a significant other who tells you ‘no’”

My wife was not amused by that.
 

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There's a reason I only have one acoustic and one electric...

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I always thought I would get married...and never thought i'd own this many guitars...in fact now that i think about it...yikes...is that what happened??

just remember, love fades away, but things...are forever
 

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About 15 years ago I got me a Studer 900 mixing console - I took two channel strips home first - to study them - while thinking where in the world I'm going to find a spot for it. It was a floor-standing 200kg 2 meter wide desk.

So i'm at home studying these channel strips and my wife asks me what on earth are those - I tell her - and it so happens, that I have this wonderful book "Die Sprechenden Maschinen"

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And it also happens that there is a centerfold picture of said 900 console - I show it to my wife . . .

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Above is NOT the picture from that book - but a console made using same parts - the frame is same size

She says : " Wow - thats neat!"
I'm amazed - "But you do not like audio gear?"
She : "This is different - have you thought where to put it?"

I actually had thought of a spot in our living room but never thought to utter that to her.
So she points at that very spot - we had a not-so-pretty cabinet there - and says : "if you get rid of that cabinet - would it be ok spot?"

So - that's whwre it ended - to be later replaced by same size Studer 980 console.


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Picture is now ten years old - still here - right about 6ft behind my back as I'm typing.

But I have had my pleasure of it - and it is time to let it go - no more big mixing consoles in my house after this one.



OH - the reason I tell all this - naturally just about everybody who saw it here was asking : "What does your wife say about it?" And I tell them : "She asked if that's a good spot!" - so most of them ask : "How can one find a wife like that?" - and I say : " You have to let her have her way with all them "girlie-things" - even if you do not necessarely understand them 😂 . . ."
 

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How in the world do you know what all those buttons do? Are they labelled?


Each channel has its own knobs and they’re all repeats, so for the majority of the board they’re repeats of the same (say) 20 knobs.
 

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I've always wanted a 911 real bad, but not the Cabriolet. One could have an E30 M3 also. And one could have a Unimog for when it's time to get dirty ;]
 

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How in the world do you know what all those buttons do? Are they labelled?

Sure - in this picture are 4 stereo line level strips + 8 strips w mic preamp

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The construction of the console was quite flexible - there were 12 & 16 strip subframes - they were bolted together to make a console of desired size and channel configuration. Mine is 16+16+12


If you feel this is too large for your needs - then you might consider model with built-in telephone for landline - they used to make a model with push-button number selector, too.

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